Sick Ass Table Drawings In Milan

On our second night in Milan, Italy we ended up at this really official pizzeria restaurant in the cities center. After a full day of painting and some drinks we got into some seriously demented table mat collaborations-

Our first pass around drawing was of crude dick -n- pussy characters. Somehow Fido Dido ended up in the mix?

Aroe representing-

The shit that kings do-

After that joint we wanted to dig into the mental and explain life and shit. I set it off by drawing God standing on the moon with his cock stretched towards earth. The cock is birthing people to earth-

Roids adding in some parachutes-

Shooting to create the most offensively funny drawing, we turned the dickhead into a crown of thorned JC, added in JC’s other two crucified buddies on the shaft, Rad skating dog, E.T. plotting on God, Elliot & his buddies biking down the shaft, and spirits flying back to God-

See you in Hell-

On another note, this restaurant was quite nice inside, a bit fancy and all, like a proper sit down place. I found it really strange that they do not offer a toilet seat in the unisex bathroom. It’s like they don’t want you shitting in there or something? Props though on the foot applied flushing mechanism (back right)-

8 thoughts on “Sick Ass Table Drawings In Milan

  1. Nice one! πŸ™‚
    Yea, we generally have the same problem with toilets in France… Actually its usually taken to the next level when its just a hole in the floor… well you’ve seen those first hand πŸ˜‰
    Yo
    T

    PS: of course then there is also Thai toilets which basically follow the same rules, squatting to shit (which can be very hard on knees and thighs, like a fucking workout every time you wanna let loose…) and using water to clean ur ass, and also water in a bucket to flush… Hope you make it to Thailand one day by the way! Such a great place πŸ™‚

    • @VIKAR u racist mother fucker suck on your fathers small wrinckled penis !!!! fuck your religion and all u beleive in! islam is the true religion mother fucker !!

  2. @VIKAR u racist mother fucker suck on your fathers small wrinckled penis !!!! fuck your religion and all u beleive in! islam is the true religion mother fucker !! GO AND RAPE YOUR PARENTS !!

  3. @VIKAR u racist mother fucker suck on your fathers small wrinckled penis !!!! fuck your religion and all u beleive in! islam is the true religion mother fucker !! GO AND FUCK YOUR PARENTS !!

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